It’s Cherry Cordial’s Birthday! Let’s all take a moment to celebrate the wonder that is our tech guru, fellow podcast host, and first for real K-friend. Now, there are lots and lots of things that are wonderful and special about Cherry Cordial, however, we would be remiss in glossing over and not calling out faults. And we’ve looked hard and wide, weighed the pros and cons, dug out the spreadsheets, and created flow charts and the best we can come up with as a fault of her is — SHE WILL NOT SHARE BIASES WITH ME. At least not the ultimates.
Now. Funny thing is though, I used to think this was a strange thing but then is I actually reached out to all my contacts in the k-biz, and I found out something VERY important. Turns out? These Kpop stars actually love the fact that she has staked her claim. That she has looked at them, then looked at me, then back at them, and then back at me and said DOWN GIRL.
Don’t believe me? Well, let’s take a look at just what these Idols are saying about Cherry Cordial.
Eunhyuk – Super Junior
GDragon – Big Bang
Minhyuk – CNBlue
Yoongi – BTS
DO – EXO
Actually, news of Cherry Cordial’s possessiveness and love of small angries has spread around the community and, surprisingly, there are a few who want to get in line. Let’s get them introduced, shall we?
Kihyun, Monsta X
- Mom of the group
- Known as the nagging one
- Makes really good ramen, so you’ll never go hungry.
Jinho – Pentagon
He’ll get you with his tragic musical backstory.
Don’t think he looks irritated enough for you? Check it!
So he’s got attitude, backstory, what else does he have? Have we mentioned he’s also tiny?
Got fangirl tingles yet?
How about Wonwoo – Seventeen?
He’s shy, he likes Tablo, he doesn’t like aegyeo, and he’s scared of dogs.
Okay. Sure, I know this may not sound like the idol for you, and you may want to know why we’re not offering up Jihoon, who you remember to be small, brilliantly talented and delightfully irritable…
BUT YOU CAN”T HAVE EVERYTHING CHERRY CORDIAL, NOT EVEN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY! Maybe if you could share, but since we all know you can’t….keep your mitts off until you learn to play nicely with others.
Okay. Fine. It is your birthday. You can consider him your bias and I won’t encroach for an entire week — however you’ll have to put him back in the pot. Agreed?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERRY CORDIAL!!!