Dun. Dun. Dun-dun. Dun Dun-dun. Dun Dun!
It’s Khottie. A time to celebrate. Khottie, time to put our tears and sadness of the impending loss of Seung Hyun and Junsu. It’s time to buck up. Remember the good things. Remember the good times. All the happiness that they brought us. All the goodness and light. Let’s not cry our friends. Let us rejoice in our love.
Sniffle. Sniffle. Snort. Snort.
See? Happy-happy. Cuteness. Light.
Sure. Suuuure T.O.P, you’re all bad-ass and hardcore. We totes believe that.
See? That’s what we thought.
Junsu said that if Seung Hyun can pretend to be bad-ass, so can he. (That one is for SaraG. Who prefers her hotties with a bit of ink.)
But we know better.
T.O.P. Stop it. Stop making this harder than it already is.
Why do you want to hurt us like this?
Gah! Not you too, Junsu! Put that O-face away. It is not appreciated.
Oh, Come. ON!
Yeah. That’s right.
Think about what you boys did! Are you proud of yourselves? Making us all sad? Making us all like you more?
Wait. Are you looking smug? Is that a smug look on your facial area?
I hate you.
Okay. You got me, I don’t.
You saw right through me didn’t you?
Right through me.
God, you’re beautiful.
Please don’t go.
Okay. You have to go. We understand that.
Just please come back soon!