Have you ever been absolutely certain there is more to the story of those photos you love? Well. of course there is! And we are here to answer your plea to Tell Me More.
This week, we find GD and Taeyang having some well-intentioned difficulties in the military (no, before you panic, they are NOT in the military and these captions are fiction, so just relax), Yoon Si Yoon finds treasure at the thrift store, an Elizabethan Ji Chang Wook awaits his lady love, and more. And of course, the T.O.P. bonus photo.
(Note: these photos and captions are posted all in good fun – don’t be silly enough to get offended! Credit to original photographers.)
In his heart the Drill Instructor believed Jiyong and Youngbae wanted to be good soldiers, but still they struggled with the army dress code and basic saluting skills.
Yoon Si Yoon, obsessed with Mid-Century Modern, spotted the 1950’s television console the moment he walked into the thrift store. Sending his friends out to rent a truck, he determinedly sat on his find, hissing “Mine!” to anyone daring to glance at it.
Dumbstruck with horror, Park Bo Gum sunk to the floor in the corner of the room, gazing upon the statuette in disbelief. Lee Byun Hun was going to kill him. The Lees were kind enough to invite him to their party to celebrate Byun Hun winning an Oscar for his American action movie, but something possessed BoGum, and he stole the Oscar statue. Worse, he spilled guacamole over it and erroneously thought he could use the dishwasher to clean it. “It shrunk? It shrunk in the dishwasher!” he wailed softly. “How could I have known it would shrink? Sunbaenim will kill me with his bare hands.”
Ji Chang Wook waited just outside the greenhouse, distractedly prodding at stalks of lavender to release the fragrance. He was unaware she had quietly joined him, and she used the time to arrange the layers of lace on her sleeves until he looked up.
Seunghyun felt too forlorn to be really angry. This was the last MADE concert and too late to worry about it, but his wrinkled shirt was so, so very unacceptable. He pondered killing the maknae who had wrinkled the shirt by using it to play bullfighter in the dressing room, but T.O.P. concluded he was much too fond of his foolish little brother. His mouth curved into a smile. Aha, he thought, the wardrobe coordinator will deal with Gri first. And that will be much worse.
Stay tuned for more PhotoNonSense…