The other day Cherry Cordial brought a very pressing and important question to Xe and I to weigh in on. Xe and I may have gotten a little…sidetracked.
Cherry Cordial: So, Mystical Being of Unicorns and I were watching this video of Jaejoong singing, and we both came out of it wondering if he’s wearing skinny camos.
Stephanie: He looks hawt.
XE: He put on a bunch of weight and it looks sooooooo good. Did you see him in the black tshirt?
Stephanie: THAT IS IT!
XE: He joked about it, I think he said 14k. I want an “idols eat more and have healthy bodies” trend.
Stephanie: Because that is SEXY
Cherry Cordial: Yes, he’s hot and all, but I *really* need you guys to weigh in on the skinny camos.
Stephanie: I was just looking at other footage to see if I can tell. I want to say no and am trying to compare him to others.
XE: You think they were tailored to be skinnier? I need a moment to look at allllll the videos to decide.
Cherry Cordial: Ah, I understand the need for research.
Stephanie: Okay, look at him compared to the guy filming him.
XE: I can’t tell if that is because of the weight gain because at first they looks tighter on the bottom than the top but then I realized that’s just because of the cargo pockets but the top part are tight as well…. as evidenced by how good his butt looks.
Cherry Cordial: Thank you both for your selfless research to further understand the world of idols.
XE: important work that needs to be done
Stephanie: I will show you what I accidentally did:
XE: Stephanie, why is this product selling so much better than the others?
Stephanie: HAHAHAHA dude. I should totally keep it. This is what my business needs!
Cherry Cordial: hah! More photos of Jaejoong… you know… for science…
— JYJ3 (@jyj3official) October 5, 2015
Stephanie: hot fudge
Xe: His pants are totes tighter than that other dude.
Cherry: I’m not saying those are what he wears daily. I’m just wondering if he got specially tailored ones for the performance–also, I did notice that the other dude is shorter, so I don’t know if that makes a difference in fit.
Xe: The other dude’s shirt is not nearly as tight. I’m still not sure if it’s not all because of weight gain. One thing is for sure, he should not buy new shirts. The smaller hug him so so so well…
So what do you think? Specialty tailored pants? Yay or nay?