We all know how much Cherry Cordial loves her Cranky DO. If you don’t, check out her original post here. What you might not know is that it is Cherry Cordial’s Birthday!
So in honor of Cherry Cordial, Xe has written another Cranky DO story, this time in the form of a fanfic one-shot. What happens if the EXO boys are asked to make a Happy Birthday fan-video? How will DO react? Will the band survive?
DO: You’re kidding me right? Filming fan birthday greetings? Of all the trite fan service bull…
Suho: Kyung Soo, hajima! The camera is filming already.
DO bites as Sehun’s hand, making him yelp, pull his hand back, and blow on it. Chanyeol’s hand remains unbitten.
Suho: On the count of 3, hana, dul, set…
DO: *through gritted teeth in unison with the others* Hpybrdychrycdlu
Chanyeol: Guys, a birthday is not a birthday without a song. A song is like a hug from your mouth.
DO: What a joker this guy! We’re done right? I have a script to read, and Baekhyun’s body spray is making me nauseous.
Baekhyun: I’m not wearing body spray this is my natural a-rom-a.
DO makes a gagging sound while waving his hand in Baekhyun’s general direction, as if to fan the smell somewhere else.
Chanyeol: So silly! You have to start us off! Your voice is jjang!
DO is thrown off by the compliment and turns slightly pink. He sighs while looking at the bouncing happy virus then turns to the camera.
DO: Happy Birthday to yooooou
All of EXO: Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Cherry Cordial,
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuu.
DO: Well, that was… something. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to rehearse my lines. Do not interrupt me unless you are bleeding from the head… and everyone else is dead.
Kai: I think it was missing something. Let’s film my dogs, they are the cutest. Fans love my dogs.
Lay: Let’s plant a tree in her honor.
Baekhyun: No, man, that’s too complicated. I’ll just give a little something extra. *steps into entire frame and winks into the camera* Make it a great one.
DO watches in disgust and reaches his hand up to tear down the TaeTiSeo poster and drop in the garbage can.
Chanyeol: I know! Costumes!
Several Hours Later… DO slowly opens his door to a dark living room. He looks around to make sure no one is around before going to the tripod and turning the camera back on.
DO: Happy Birthday Cherry Cordial.