AND THIS IS WHY I DON”T WATCH CURRENT PROGRAMMING!! I blame Cherry Cordial
Cherry: I’ve finished my catch-up on Angry Mom, so I’m available whenever you are.
Stephanie: ohhh so NOW you want to talk. Well you’re just gonna have to slow your role sister while I finish my drama
Cherry: lol, np. Which drama?
Stephanie: I’m not talking to you right now–I’m mad at you!
Stephanie: If you hadn’t made me watch Roommate I wouldn’t be contemplating a Jacksonless life right now. Your actions have consequences CHERRY CORDIAL
Cherry: There are other Jackson things we can watch, though.
Stephanie: No. I’m not falling for your life trickery again
Cherry: Okay then, I’ll watch them by myself.
Stephanie: You do that
Cherry: Oh look, my finger slipped and landed on the GOT7 show.
Stephanie: Nope. GET BACK THOU ART AN EVIL WITCH! And I shall not be tempted by you again
Stephanie: Not gonna work
Cherry: That’s alright. More for me.
Stephanie: Bully for you.
I’m not entirely certain our friendship is going to be able to make it past this.