A string of emails between me and my boss.
Stephanie: This is that band I was telling you about. I luf them
Patrick: Yeah Vave (his current nickname for me), they young. I wouldn’t say 20’s. I’d say 10’s
Stephanie: WAAAAH! I know. And that’s the magic of Korean genes. They age one year for our 5.
Patrick: It’s true. They are like reverse-cats.
Stephanie:But luckily, I don’t want to make out with any of them–so it shouldn’t be a problem. I just want to pinch their cheeks and buy them snack food.