Another conversation between yours truly and my Yoda of social media, Jami. In this episode, Jami extols the allure of Matt Bomer while I try to hold out for some Korean lovely. But who am I to naysay such an obvious fan?
Jami: While it may not be quitting time – it is Bomer time
Stephanie: Eh. As my friend I gift him to you.
Jami: Well, he may not be Korean, but come on… eh? EH???? You ARE in a mood.
Stephanie: He’s got nice collarbones
Jami: He’s Got nice EVERYTHING. Woo and Hoo!
Stephanie: Which is why I should get crazy friend points for letting you have him. I’ll ‘ship someone else.
Jami: He’s probably your biggest fan and you only praise his collarbones. As if giving him to me actually does me any good in actuality
Stephanie: Well, there’s that. Now who’s being a Negative Nellie
Jami: He’s gay. I’m married. Just being practical. All a girl wants is someone to drool over him with.
Stephanie: I guess he has pretty eyes, too! And perfectly coifed hair.
Jami: That’s a little better. But seriously, what feature isn’t worth praising? If anything, he’s TOO pretty. But I’m not going to let that bother me
Stephanie: I do love me some too pretty
Jami: And clearly Mr. Too Pretty loves your blog. Seriously? No room for hating on Matty B.
Stephanie: No haters here!
Jami: So you officially take back your “eh” then?
Stephanie: Consider it removed.
Psst… don’t tell Jami… I was just teasing about not finding Matt Bomer super hot. Come on–I am a female.